The Little Penguin

Sight. There is nothing more appealing than seeing a rich ruby red, or a glistening pale gold, slowly fill the glass.

Sound. Hearing that soft pop after opening a bottle.

Smell. Those first whiffs evoke images of all the flavors the glass might have in store.

Taste. The definitive element of wine tasting, the experience doesn't begin for you until it hits your lips.

Feel. For you, it's all about the texture. Light-bodied or full-bodied, you enjoy a big finish.

President. You were born to be a leader.

A TV chef. Captivating a live audience and snacking on the side.

A suave secret agent. How do you say, “pour me another” in Russian?

A deep-sea diver. The final frontier in science and adventure.

Sitting at home, watching TV in your PJs. A couch potato counts, right?

Da Vinci's The Mona Lisa. The painting's history is as mysterious as her smile.

Michelangelo's David. A symbol of man's strength and beauty.

Van Gogh's The Starry Night. The deep hues of the night are both serene and alluring.

Warhol's Marilyn Monroe Diptych. Bold colors and pop culture are more your style.

Monet's Water Lilies. You like more traditional beauty when it comes to art.

Filet mignon and potatoes au gratin. A little surf and turf.

Mediterranean cuisine. By adding meat, cheese, and vegetables, you'd have a little bit of everything.

Shellfish. Lobster, shrimp, clams or mussels- if I “sea” it, I'll eat it.

Asian fusion. You need a little spice in your life.

Just cheese please!

Belgian chocolates. Caught red-handed for you involves a chocolaty smear across your beak.

Caviar. Nothing is more sophisticated than eating raw fish eggs by the spoonful.

Gossip magazines. What?! It's not like you have an actual subscription.

Googling yourself. Just to make sure you haven't forgotten anything for your resume.

Skinny-dipping. You love feeling that cool water right against your feathers.

Going to see a movie. Or just watching one in the privacy of your own home.

A romantic, candlelit dinner for two.

Sky diving. Nothing makes your heart beat faster than a near death experience.

A concert in the park. Complete with a picnic blanket and a couple glasses of wine.

Where you go on your date is not nearly as important as who you're with.

A large... beak. Size does matter.

Sexy strut. Nothing says “pick me” like waddling around, wiggling those hips.

A nice place. You would die before you settled in an inadequate home.

Employment. A bird that can provide is a solid mate.

Sense of humor. If we can laugh together, nothing else matters.